Driven to Kill

May 17th, 2009

a href=http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Driven_to_Kill/70112806img src=http://cdn-0.nflximg.com/us/boxshots/small/70112806.jpg//abrWhile attending the wedding of his estranged daughter, Lanie (Laura Mennell), crime novelist Ruslan Drachev (Steven Seagal) is drawn back into his Russian mafia past when the groom turns out to be the son of his old nemesis, Mikhail Arban (Igor Jijikine). Soon, Ruslan's in the thick of a violent quest for vengeance in this gritty action thriller, also starring Dan Payne, Mike Dopud and Holly Eglington.
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Jack Squad

May 17th, 2009

a href=http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Jack_Squad/70115637img src=http://cdn-0.nflximg.com/us/boxshots/small/70115637.jpg//abrWith an eye on spicing up their dead-end lives, three female friends (Dawnisha Halfkenny, Onira Tares and Patshreba Williams) transform themselves into The Jack Squad, a covert team of thieves who target wealthy men by seducing them and taking them for everything they've got. Their new business venture proves endlessly profitable -- until a local kingpin gets wind of their scheme and promptly asks for his piece of the pie.
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Confessions of a Shopaholic

February 14th, 2009

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Starring:
Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy, Joan Cusack, John Goodman, John Lithgow
Review:
Maybe I'm defining the term "faint praise" by saying that
Confessions of a Shopaholic is marginally better than this
young year's other chick flicks (Bride Wars, New in
Town and He's Just Not That Into You). But it's a
treat having world-class charmer Isla Fisher ease us through the
film version of Sophie Kinsella's bestseller about — what
else? — shopping. Fisher's Rebecca Bloomwood is the perfect
fashion junkie for the New Depression. She's Legally Broke. There's
even a debt collector on her tail. Those shopaholics from Sex
and the City have money to burn. Not Becky. She's got nearly
$20,000 in credit-card bills. She so wants to work at
Alette, the fashion mag of her dreams, run with an iron
hand and an outrageous French accent by Kristin Scott Thomas. But
the only job...


Rating: 2 Stars

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The International

February 14th, 2009

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Starring:
Clive Owen, Naomi Watts, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Brian F. O'Byrne
Review:
Consider this a warning to Nazis, dictators, religious fanatics
and global terrorists. You just got downsized. There's a new breed
of varmint ready to blast it out at the Obama Corral, if that's
what it takes to hold tight to their stock options and megabonuses.
Yup, I'm talking bankers. That's real evil, baby. Gone are the days
when banks were content to simply foreclose on an old lady's
mortgage. Wearing Brioni suits, silk ties and the unruffled
expressions of the professionally soulless, the bank chiefs in
The International are happy to abuse power and our money
by financing an arms deal or a revolution or, hell, even a new
vacation home. And if they screw up, so what? Even foreign banks
with U.S. ties can qualify for a bailout. Welcome to economic
Armageddon.
The International, a...


Rating: 2 Stars

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Coraline

February 14th, 2009

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Starring:
Dakota Fanning, Teri Hatcher, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders,
Kei...
Review:
It's not just the 3-D glasses that add an extra dimension to the
horror and hilarity of Coraline. For those who can't see
themselves forking over hard cash to stare at a cartoon about an
11-year-old brat (Dakota Fanning voices Coraline) whose neglectful
parents (Teri Hatcher, John Hodgman) move her to a remote part of
Oregon, let me say this: Director Henry Selick, the magic man
behind The Nightmare Before Christmas, did the dazzling
stop-motion animation. Neil Gaiman (Sandman), a rock star among
graphic novelists, wrote the story. And if that doesn't grab you,
think of what Japanese anime genius Hayao Miyazaki did with another
little-girl story in the Oscar-winning Spirited Away.
Coraline isn't in that class, but Selick and Gaiman will
take you — and Coraline — for a certified...


Rating: 3 Stars

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Taken

February 14th, 2009

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Starring:
Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Katie Cassidy, Famke Janssen, Xander
B...
Review:
What's a father to do when his virginal teen daughter (Maggie
Grace) is kidnapped in Paris and sold off to a white slavery
market? If the father in question is Liam Neeson as CIA agent Bryan
Mills he becomes a one-man killing machine, going medieval on the
ass of every fool who stands in the way of his personal rescue
mission. It's fun for about 15 minutes seeing Neeson do James Bond
as Daddy Dangerous. But the surprise wears off quickly. I suspect
this guilty pleasure, directed at whiplash speed by Pierre Morel,
will go down much easier on DVD with a few beers and a slice of
pizza with extra cheese.


Rating: 2 Stars

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Pink Panther 2

February 14th, 2009

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Starring:
Steve Martin, Jean Reno, Emily Mortimer, Andy Garcia, Yuki
Matsuz...
Review:
Wasn't it bad enough the first time (back in 2006) gaping at
Steve Martin trying to clone the stumbling gait and terrible French
accent of the great Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau? There has
to be a sequel? Except for the unholy god of box office, there is
no reason to do it again. Martin is a gifted physical comic. He
deserves an original role tailored to his own talents. Watching
something this borrowed just makes me blue.


Rating: 1 Stars

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He’s Just Not That Into You

February 14th, 2009

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Starring:
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer
Connelly,...
Review:
Are women desperate or just desperately stupid? This is the
misogynist question at the core of He's Just Not That Into
You, a women-bashing tract disguised as a chick flick. I mean
really, will women actually line up this weekend to see themselves
treated as pawns in a man's stupid game? I hope not. This toxic
wisp of a movie is based on a toxic wisp of a book by Greg Behrendt
and Liz Tuccillo that was itself based on a toxic wisp of a
throwaway line they wrote for TV's Sex and the City. Be
careful — the movie attempts to look harmless. Check out the
film's narrator Gigi, played by too-smart-for-the-part Ginnifer
Goodwin, who is so good on HBO's Big Love. There's perky
Gigi mooning over a decidedly uninterested real-estate tool named
Conor (Kevin Connolly) while taking...


Rating: 1 Stars

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